I haven't posted on this blog since I moved in with Psycho Knight. It's time to get back to it. I moved in about 3 months ago and now I am a housewife. Kind of.
So when the Summer months brought heat and humidity we remembered that we had to get the air conditioner fixed. But until the matinece man could get there we needed at least 1 cool room in the house. My parents brought out a window unit for our room so that we could at least all sleep comfortably.
The window in our room is right by our bed and I hadn't even thought to straighten up first. On top of there being clothes all over our room, some of our sex toys were still out. My dad got to see the Sex Bible, a riding crop, a vibrator (I think), and a system of ropes tied to our bed. He only commented on the bible, but he had to have noticed the rest.
I wouldn't be as embarrassed about it except for the fact that we have a kinky sex life, and I don't mean just the normal light spanking kind of kink. My parents are way too liberal and we ended up talking about how the sex bible is realyl too tame for us and not creative enough for our tastes.
A few days later i get a call from my mom talking aobut this guy who can actually tie celtic knots and they are really pretty. I googled this guy and realized that i had watched some of his videos with PK about more useful knot tying. It turns out he does 2 kinds of business.
At some point I think it's possible to be too close to your parents.
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