Friday, June 17, 2011

Hide the Sex Toys Before Dad Comes Over

I haven't posted on this blog since I moved in with Psycho Knight. It's time to get back to it. I moved in about 3 months ago and now I am a housewife. Kind of.

So when the Summer months brought heat and humidity we remembered that we had to get the air conditioner fixed. But until the matinece man could get there we needed at least 1 cool room in the house. My parents brought out a window unit for our room so that we could at least all sleep comfortably.

The window in our room is right by our bed and I hadn't even thought to straighten up first. On top of there being clothes all over our room, some of our sex toys were still out. My dad got to see the Sex Bible, a riding crop, a vibrator (I think), and a system of ropes tied to our bed. He only commented on the bible, but he had to have noticed the rest.

I wouldn't be as embarrassed about it except for the fact that we have a kinky sex life, and I don't mean just the normal light spanking kind of kink. My parents are way too liberal and we ended up talking about how the sex bible is realyl too tame for us and not creative enough for our tastes.

A few days later i get a call from my mom talking aobut this guy who can actually tie celtic knots and they are really pretty. I googled this guy and realized that i had watched some of his videos with PK about more useful knot tying. It turns out he does 2 kinds of business.

At some point I think it's possible to be too close to your parents.

Swt

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Mourning What Was

Ok, so it sounds like something or someone died. That really isn't the case. Before I start, you need to know that Psycho Knight has Tuesdays and Wednesdays off and I usually spend at least one of those days with him. Well that happy time is over. I got the breastfeeding peer counselor job with WIC and I start training tomorrow.

Today was the last of his "weekends" that I will get to spend with him. I am upset enough about it that I cried when he left my house after dinner and a movie a little bit ago. I really cherish the time that I get to spend with just him and I am really sad to see it go. He may switch schedules later so that he can have one actual weekend day off, but right now that isn't on the menu.

I know that when I move in with him in March, it will be better because I will get to end every night with him, but right now it just really sucks.

Swt

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Breastfeeding is Great for Everyone, Except Your Sex Life

I love breastfeeding my son and I am not planning on stopping until he wants to stop. That being said, I do miss the fun I used to have with my boobs.

A few days after I turned 18, Psycho Knight and I got our nipples pierced together. At this time he was my male best friend that I was also sleeping with. That was pretty much when I realized that my boobs did some amazing things.

When I was in the hospital having Peanut I had to take all of my body jewelry out and I forgot to put my nipple rings back in for a few days. After I finally did try to put them back in they were closed in the center. PK still has his though.

So last night I spent the night with PK and we were fooling around. I bit his nipple so he, in a moment of non-clarity, decided to bite mine. And got sprayed in the mouth.

Needless to say, kind of ruined the moment. This is not the first time something like this has happened. A few months ago before PK and I were together someone grabbed and got sprayed.

Somehow, guys don't really get the whole "milk comes out of these" thing.

The moral of this story, is that lactating boobs are not the best play things and that when your partner forgets that, it can really ruin a sexy moment. Don't get me wrong, we had a good laugh and it's another inside joke between us.

That's all for tonight kids.

Swt

Friday, January 7, 2011

This is What Unconditional Love Looks Like

My aunt by choice, not blood, and I have been though a lot these last few months. We will call her Tutu, by the way. Tutu was with Arkansas for 6 years and was friend with him for at least a year before that.

Well as you all know, I left Baby Daddy in October. What you don't know is what really put into motion my leaving him. When I went to spend the weekend with Tutu in Arkansas (hints Arkansas's name, I'm not very creative sometimes), Tutu and AR had just broken up. Now, I'd had a crush on AR for a long time and with all the fighting with BD, I was desperate for a lot of things. One of those things being sex. You can fill in the blanks from there.

Well, Tutu found out and was angry with me and him for obvious reasons. There was a lot of feeling bad and crying on my part and a lot of hurt on hers. Since this isn't really about AR, we are pretty much going to leave him out of this.

I felt bad because my loyalty should have been with my aunt and I put my needs over hers and because I had hurt Will. She was hurt because she had been betrayed by two of the people she loved most.

Months later we have all mostly moved on. I can call my aunt my aunt again and I have still managed to maintain a friendship with AR. Tutu has a new fiance and I have an amazing boyfriend.

She told me something today that made me want to write this post. She said "What happened between us does NOT change my love for you at all." It amazes me that after all the hell she went through, she still loves me. That is really want unconditional love is. I am not related to her in any way at all, but she chose to still love me and my son like we are a part of her family.

I love you Tutu.

Swt